28 7 / 2014

terrakion:

i love being naked but i hate how i look naked

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28 7 / 2014

patchworkbreath:

cheers-to-the-fitblrs:

bowiezowie:

My life

Her little crab hands

I love her

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28 7 / 2014

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

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28 7 / 2014

illest:

Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.

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28 7 / 2014

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28 7 / 2014

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28 7 / 2014

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

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28 7 / 2014

bettydays:

Let’s just all take a minute to appreciate the kindness of our overlord.

Also, his shirt.

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28 7 / 2014

hugstyles:

why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

It IS pretty great.

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28 7 / 2014

jensensfreckleddick:

spn-imagine:

marajenn:

inderlander:

"Do it." (x)

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oh god yes

I don’t want this, but I want this.

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