17 9 / 2014

17 9 / 2014

nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

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17 9 / 2014

stfueverything:

neptunain:

remember when children used to say “i know you are but what am i” bc never in my adult life have i found an incident where that phrase is more appropriate

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17 9 / 2014

17 9 / 2014

putahilton:

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

Then whata

putahilton:

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

Then whata

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17 9 / 2014

sevenpoints:

iidelirium:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT

"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY

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17 9 / 2014

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17 9 / 2014

titounettes:

naturalmomma:

Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.

oh my GOD THANK YOU

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17 9 / 2014

fayedaniels:

anntithesis:

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

I would so watch this. Make them read it to their little sisters, too.

I support this.

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17 9 / 2014

"It’s scary to think that there are words meant for me but were never said to me."

jenn satsune (via ohsatsune)

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